Verifiable proof that William Shatner was NOT the fifth Beatle!


Here at the Shatner Research Institute, it is important for us to investigate any information of a Shatner-ly nature. It has come to our attention that there is a movement about to crown William Shatner "The Fifth Beatle". Well, supplicant, this is not the case as shown below. We took the time to locate and find people who could be it. As you can see, William Shatner is not even in the top 20.

The cononical list of the all of the Beatles!

  1. John Lennon
  2. Paul McCartney
  3. George Harrison
  4. Ringo Starr
  5. Pete Best
  6. Stu Sutcliffe
  7. Billy Preston
  8. Yoko Ono
  9. John Sebastian
  10. Barry Gibb
  11. Paul McCartney (the one alive today --the one who died in 1968 is number 2 on the list)
  12. The members of "Beatlemania"
  13. Klaatu (this is the band that was rumored to be the Beatles performing under a different name)
  14. Linda McCartney
  15. Donovan (The one who sang "Hurdy Gurdy Man")
  16. Eric Burton
  17. Dave Clark
  18. Peter Frampton
  19. Charles Manson
  20. Steven Stills
  21. Roger Waters
  22. The members of "Badfinger"
  23. Pete Townshend
  24. Maurice Gibb
  25. Mike Nesmith
  26. Mick Jagger
  27. Freddie Mercury
  28. Papa John Phillips
  29. Donovan (The one who sang "Atlantis")
  30. Robert Plant
  31. J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
  32. Elvis Presley
  33. William Shatner
  34. David Bowie
  35. Melanie
  36. Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
  37. Carlos Santana
  38. Donovan (The one who sang "Mellow Yellow")
  39. Alice Cooper
  40. David Crosby
  41. Falco

Worship Shatner or the evil screaming pod-boy will get you!

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